Can we make a small change in time

Can we make it for 5pm at Moms as Lisa has plans and she changed them so that she could make it at 5pm. Also could someone be in charge of bringing some soda as we can't have beer or anything in Moms community room. I have to work so who would like to be in charge of ordering Pizza?

Today's Logic Lesson.......

On a shelf in the library, there is a 3 book set of almanacs labeled volume 1, volume 2 and volume 3. Each book is 2 1/2 inches thick, the pages being 2 inches thick and each cover is 1/4 inch thick.  A bookworm starts eating it's way from the 1st page of volume 1 and stops at the last page of volume 3.  How far did the bookworm travel?

Regarding Audreys Xmas Present

Would it work if we all got together at Moms apartment next Sunday say aound 430 pm. That way she has it before her surgery and maybe more people could join us. I also thought that maybe we could do a pizza there as you all know how much she loves pizza.
Let me know what your toughts are on this.

Today's Brain Teaser.......

What non plural word has five consonants in a row?

AUDREY'S CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEA

Well all, we have news on the gift for Audrey Jane. The Tunas purchased a 32' Sanyo HD flat screen television today at BJ's for $382 total. Assuming that we have 8 groups/families to donate, that comes to $47.75/family. Now, for the fun part! She could really use this set up sooner than later since her television is on the blink. I can pick up the receiver from Time Warner this week. Her surgery is next week and she'll be staying with Sam and I Tuesday and Wednesday ( oh joy ) lol..... Perhaps we can set it up and hook up the receiver so that when I drop her back off Wednesday evening ( providing all is well with her ), we can all be there to watch the expression on her face. Remember, though, that this day is subject to change, unfortunately. It all depends on how well she tolerates the procedure on Wednesday since that day is the one where they will put her under anesthesia completely. I'm putting the feelers out there so that if anyone has a better suggestion we can put it on the table. Feedback please.....

today's Framegame.....

Today's Anagram.......

HOARD MOVE

Thanks Yvonne and Jing

Thank you both for having our family over for Thanksgiving!!! It was a really great day and the food was exceptional. Much appreciated!!!!!

This is Jeopardy........

BOTANY--$1200


The woody, jointed stems of these plants in the grass family are called culms

A Turkey Day Divorce.....

Thanksgiving Divorce
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

THANK YOU HEATHER.......

Thank you Heather for taking over the Uncle Jing's riddle, jokes and stumpers of the day while he was gone. Good job sweetie. See you on turkey day!!

Today's "K-new it"......

Christmas Poinsettias

Samanth is selling Poinsettias for her school trip fund! These are lovely plants, available in RED, PINK or WHITE. They come in 7 inch pots and have a minimum of 6 blooms on them at the time of delivery. To make this even better, they are being ordered from The Garden Factory, so we all know they will be beautiful! All money and orders have to be turned in to school Tuesday, December 7th and will be picked up on Monday, December 13th. If you haven't already bought one or would just like to help SJM, please consider purchasing these. At $11 per plant, they will make a colorful addition to your home this holiday season. Should you want to pay by check, please make it out to Gates Chili Music Boosters and put your home phone number on the check somewhere. Thanks and we'll see most of you in a few days!

Today's Ditloid.........

N 10 D S

This is Jeopardy........

FRUIT--$800

More than 50 medications are affected by the juice of this citrus fruit; its enzymes break down the meds

sundays riddle

You will know that I am coming
From the jingle of my bell,
But exactly who I am is not an easy thing to tell.

Children, they adore me
for they find me jolly,
but I do not see them when the halls are decked with holly.

My job often leaves me frozen,
I am a man that all should know,
But I do not do business in times of sleet or ice or snow.

I travel much on business,
But no reindeer haul me around,
I do all my traveling firmly on the ground.

I love the time of Christmas,
But that's not my vocational season,
And I assure that is because of a sound economic reason.

Magic

There was this magician who was playing some smart tricks on the road side. One boy went to him and the man said to the boy, "I will just touch your forehead and write your actual name on this paper. If I am wrong then I will give you some of my magic stuffs, otherwise you have to give me $50." The boy agreed as he thought that no matter what name he writes, he will deny it. At the end, the boy was the one who lost the bet. How?

You are a bus driver. At the first stop of the day, eight people get on board. At the second stop, four get off, and eleven get on. At the third stop, two get off, and six get on. At the fourth stop, thirteen get off, and one gets on. At the fifth stop, five get off, and three get on. At the sixth stop, three get off, and two get on. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

today's Framegame.....

This is Paradise.....

This is the view looking out our balcony (here in the Bahama's) across the way
and a side view of the Radisson!
More pics coming soon!

Weds Riddle

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST

Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

how many "F"s are there?

lotta legs

What walks on 3 legs when its old, and 4 legs when its a baby?

His Name was "CALVIN"

HOLY COW! This is weird!! To all of those at Mikes b-day party, trying to figure out Shaunnas mysterious Boyfriends name when we all went down to the Dominican Republic! His name was "CALVIN" ! How do I know this?? Strangely enough, I havn't given it one thought since we all last chatted about it at Mikes party. Last night, I was having a weird dream of Lisa doing drugs and Shaunna inviting us over for a late night snack of "mushrooms" and trying to convince me to sleep over at this certain hotel that she was staying at... but I remember I was so concerned as to what I would do with the dogs, couldn't leave them by themselves... so as I was talking with mom on the phone, trying to figure out how to get to Shaunna... I SUDDENLY WOKE UP! And for some god givin reason, right before I woke up, I saw the name CALVIN written down some wheres in my dream . When I awoke, I had to text Shaunna at 3:17 am in the morning..It was too weird to be true.... Shaunna confirmed the name early the next morning and we both laughed and realized that it wasn't a spanish after all! Had to share that with you guys..... ( I promise I only had one drink last night with dinner)

today's Framegame.....

AUDREY'S CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEA

It has come to my attention that Audrey is in need of a new television. With her vision the way it is and the fact that her current tv is "on the fritz", I think this is a practical gift. Just think - no more guessing what to get her. We would need everybody ( kids, grandkids ) to contribute something. Perhaps a 32 or 37" flat screen. I called Time Warner and all we have to do it go to the Mt. Hope location to pick up an HD box. We can install it too. It will only cost her $8/month above what she currently pays. I believe she will be happy to do that if it means she can see what she's watching. Paulie can research and let us know what's out there. Comments, questions, suggestions? Please feel free. Oh, by the way, this is HUSH HUSH. Let's try to pull one over on her for a change!

This is Jeopardy........

IT'S ALL BLACK & WHITE TO ME--$200


It's black & white & eats about 80 pounds of bamboo shoots a day

today's Framegame.....

This is Jeopardy........

SAME FIRST & LAST LETTER--$800


Informal word meaning "OK"; a pirate's was "Jolly"

Riddle me this........

Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. Im double, Im single, Im black blue and grey, Im read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?

This is Jeopardy........

FILM BIOGRAPHIES--$100


In 1953 Tony Curtis portrayed this magician in a highly fictionalized account of his life

today's Framegame.....

Last night

Thanks Lisa and Mike for great time at the party. I don't remember the last time I stayed so long at a party. Hope you both aren't too exhausted!!!!! Luv both of you much, MUAH!!!!

today's Framegame.....

Let's Play..."Who the heck is that?'........

http://www.billboard.com/news/david-cassidy-arrested-for-dui-1004125450.story#/news/david-cassidy-arrested-for-dui-1004125450.story

Birthday Greetings....Mikey P.....

Today's "K-new it"......

Who likes Turkey?????

Still can't believe it's almost Thanksgiving!
Confirmed:
Jim, Yvonne
Alicia, SJM, Grandma
Debbie, Lisa, Mike
Pam & Tuna
Heather & Bill

Here is the menu for Thanksgiving Day!

Turkey w/ Gravy & Stuffing, Vegetables, Mac & Cheese

We need the following items please;

Pammy if you could whip up some taters

Deb, dinner rolls (about 2 dozen as there is 12 of us)

Leesh, maybe a pie

Lydia..possibly a relish tray (maybe Pickles & Olives)

Heather your pumpkin Dessert would be great!

Grandma her famous cole slaw

Let us know if this is doable please!

Dinner shall be 3-3:30pm

This is Jeopardy........

NOTABLE NAMES--$200


According to Guinness, this inventor holds the record for the most patents with 1,093

'puter scam!

Do not open any emails from AUNTEE DEBADEE!!!! Even if it says "SAD NEWS" she fine, I promise!! She got HACKED!!!

Today's Ditloid.........

4 L O A H 

The Tuna Family Halloween

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