1. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterdays nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Watch tomorrow for "Great Truths About Growing Old"!!!
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