Great Truths About Growing Old

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
5. Your getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

Hope you all enjoyed these as much as I did when I first read them. Have a great weekend!!!