Great Truths About Growing Old

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
5. Your getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

Hope you all enjoyed these as much as I did when I first read them. Have a great weekend!!!

Great Truths That Adults Have Learned

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterdays nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Watch tomorrow for "Great Truths About Growing Old"!!!

Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

Watch tomorrow for "Great Truths that Adults Have Learned"!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Chris!

Happy Birthday Hannah & Emily!

This is Jeopardy........

ALSO A CANDY BAR--$200


This 1844 novel is set during the time of Louis XIII

Today's Teaser.......

Only two backbones, and a thousand ribs. What is it?

Today's "K-new it"......

Happy Birthday JINGERS!!

Have a drink on us!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!...........................

Jim, hope you have a really good birthday today!!!! I wish we were going to see you tomorrow, but I know how it is when families start there own traditions!!!!! Enjoy this entire weekend. Love you lots!!!

This is Jeopardy........

FUN STUFF--$400


Mattel game where a loser might say, "Oh, he knocked my block off!"

This is Jeopardy........

FUN STUFF--$200

Common name for the wrench used to adjust traditional strap-on roller skates

Today's "K-new it"......

Riddle me this..........

I am what people keep to be sustained
I cause pleasure and also pain
I cause you heartache and also grief
Some cling to me long, but also brief
Overall, I am happy, and also sad
I can occur to a girl or a lad
I am a bit bad but also a treat
I am evil and bittersweet

What am I?

This is Jeopardy........

INSIDE SCIENCE--$200


It's not pulp fiction, it's a fact that you have pulp cavities inside these body parts

Birthday Greetings........Alicia!

Today's Teaser.......

I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business.

Today's Framegame.....

Today's Anagram......

"Tom's Ceiling,"


Hint: a song title from 1999

2 words

This is Jeopardy........

BACKWORDS--$200

(Each correct response will be a word in the clue that is spelled backwards.) If that Chihuahua yaps any more, I swear I'm going to do this to it.t

Let's Play..."Who the heck is that?........

Wow!!!

We surpassed 48,000 web hits on the counter today!!
Whooda thunk we'd still be doing this????

Today's "K-new it"......

Plane collision at JFK

Well, that smaller plane was turned like a stick. Now I know another reason I don't fly (other than if God wanted me to fly He would have given me wings), LOL!!!!

Today's Ditloid..........

4 = R B I in a G S H R

This is Jeopardy........

GRAINS & STAPLES--$100


The name of this food, not a true grain, comes from the Dutch meaning "beech wheat"

Riddle me this..........

I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry;
On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?

This is Jeopardy........

Transportation--$100
Like a rikshaw, a brouette is pulled by one of these

Please help me, every little person counts!!

Everyone...there have been some recent events that have occured to make me VERY upset. Actions have been taken towards some of my friends who are gay and their property has been vandalized and they have been harassed! Please stop the hate, you can do that by signing the petition:

http://www.petitionbuzz.com/petitionbuzz.com/petitions/samiistopsgayhate

If you don't believe me, believe these Videos, from Paul.
[The first video is VERY explicit, he was very irate.]

http://www.youtube.com/user/PaulSkinny#p/u/7/-0EHa1Fj1Cc

http://www.youtube.com/user/PaulSkinny#p/u/5/4PihVa-pYkU

http://www.youtube.com/user/PaulSkinny#p/u/10/uSdmsxmwfYY

Let's Play..."Who the heck is that?........

Today's Framegame.....

Let's Play..."Who the heck is that?........

This is Jeopardy........

SAME FIRST & LAST LETTER--$1200


It's a 10-letter word for an ornamental article or trinket

Today's Ditloid..........

4 = P C on M R

Today's Anagram......

SAD ANNIE JOIN


Hint: Fictional character

Today's "K-new it"......

Today's Ditloid..........

1969 = N A W on the M