I'm sometimes white,
Although sometimes I'm black.
I take you there,
But never bring you back. What am I?
Hint: This has nothing to do with Michael Jackson.
Editor n' Chief- "Jim-E-2na" Secretary- "Aunt HeAtHeR" est. 2007
I'm sometimes white,
Although sometimes I'm black.
I take you there,
But never bring you back. What am I?
Hint: This has nothing to do with Michael Jackson.
We ended up seeing the movies on screen #3; "Pineapple Express" & "Step Brothers". We were able to sit outside for the entire movie(Pineapple Express" and for the most part it was a very funny movie. A modern day slap stick if you will about a dope dealer and his customer who become best friends only to find themselves almost dead with his suppliers. Made for some very funny moments, especially when they were high and in the woods!!!
"Step Brothers" was not as funny in fact a bit raunchy for most of us. Repeating the "F-" word more times than I have heard since high school! It's about 2 men who still live at home with their single parents at age 39/40 and their parents hook-up and get married. The two men become step brothers and let's just say that they don't quite get along at first. It did make for some funny moments too but due to the lateness and the repeated vulgarities, we ended up leaving after about an hour.
Overall though we had a great time and look forward to this again. I am thinking maybe a cabin party next....what do you all think????
My grandmother, who lived in Tucson, was well-known for her faith and lack of reticence in talking about it. She would go out on the front porch and say, "Praise the Lord!"
Her next door neighbor would shout back, "There ain’t no Lord!"
During those days, my grandmother was very poor, so the neighbor decided to prove his point by buying a large bag of groceries and placing it at her door.
The next morning, Grandmother went to the porch and, seeing the groceries, said, "Praise the Lord!"
The neighbor stepped out from behind a tree and said,
"I brought those groceries, and there ain’t no Lord."
Grandmother replied, "Lord, you not only sent me food but you made the devil pay for it."
What three letter word best completes the below words?
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B...ET
FL...
C...ET
M...
The day before yesterday I was 25 and the next year I will be 28.
This is true only one day in a year. When was I born?