Sunday morning funnies

One day last week, a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their
Fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up:
Fireman
Mechanic
Businessman
Salesman
Doctor
Lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, " My father's an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some math problems and then took little Justin aside
to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
is helping to get Hillary Clinton elected as our next President, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.