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Friday, February 29, 2008
Today's Teaser......
Mary is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father.
In 22 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. How old is Mary now?
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Thursday, February 28, 2008
Thursday Thinker....
If March = 43 and May = 39, then by the same logic, what does July equal?
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Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Mid Week Brain Teaser...
If you ripped the following pages out of a book, how many separate sheets of paper would you remove? The page numbers are 4, 5, 24, 47, and 48.
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Important Note........
REMINDER....all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies tomorrow and you will start to receive sale calls.
....YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS
To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone:
888-382-1222.
It is the National DO NOT CALL list It will only take a minute of your time www.donotcall..gov
It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number.
Monday, February 25, 2008
Monday Madness............
There is an animal hiding in each sentence below. Can you find the animals? Example: There's a bee in "I'll be eleven next month." Hint: You'll have to look in three words to find some of the animals.
- We can go at six o'clock.
- It's nice to do good deeds.
- Take soap and a towel.
- Most rich people wear fancy clothes.
- You can keep the watch or sell it.
- Use a ladder.
- It will be a rainy day.
- I came late.
- Tell me if I should start now.
- Will a map help you?
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Sunday Brain Buster......
At the vegetable market, a pair of scales will balance if 1 head of cabbage and 1 lemon are on one side and 7 tomatoes are on the other. 3 lemons will balance with 1 ½ tomatoes. How many tomatoes will balance with 1 head of cabbage?
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Today's Thought........
Friday, February 22, 2008
Friday Teaser......
2 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
2 | 6 | 10 | 14 |
2 | 10 | 26 | 50 |
2 | 14 | 50 |
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
Monday Mystery......
Take away my first letter; take away my second letter; take away
all my letters, and I would remain the same. What am I?
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Today's Tease.........
Fran, Larry, Bob, and Nancy went to the dog shelter. They saw four puppies.
Frisky and Pal were black with pointy ears.
Snoopy and Wiggles were white with floppy ears.
Frisky and Snoopy were sleeping.
Pal and Wiggles were playing.
Fran didn't want a black puppy.
Larry didn't want a puppy with floppy ears.
Bob didn't pick a puppy that was sleeping.
Nancy took the puppy that Bob and Fran didn't want.
Who took which puppy?
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Saturday, February 16, 2008
Super Saturday Stumper......
A certain large animal lives happily and thrives here on Earth.
One day, every single one of these critters is wiped out by a
mysterious disease which affects only this particular animal.
There are none left anywhere on earth -- they are all gone.
About a year or so later, they begin to reappear on Earth again.
How can this be?
Friday, February 15, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
the monkey has been SPANKED!!
Mid Week Teaser.......
How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men,
without ever getting a divorce, be widowed, or becoming legally separated?
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Monday, February 11, 2008
Breaking News........It's a Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy & Jamie's Little Girl should arrive by July 10, 2008.
We are all so proud and excited for both of them!
Monday Tease........
How many times can you subtract the number 2 from the number 32?
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Sunday, February 10, 2008
Sunday Stumper......
The word metallaborer is made up. It's not in any dictionary. But a real compound word means the same thing: ironworker.
What is a real compound word that means the same as the following made-up compound words?
- villagefolk
- oceanplant
- bovinefellow
- nogginpain
- volumeshop
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Hey guys
P.S.- i did the penguin game, my highest score was 320.3
lol.
It's not so hard Moo-C2na!!!!! Pa-corn' Jimmy!??
I don't like the penguin!!
Whats up with the penguin
Pop Quiz!
Put a coin in a bottle and then stop the opening with a cork.
How can you get the coin out of the bottle without pulling out
the cork or breaking the bottle?
Friday, February 8, 2008
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Let's Try Another One..........
All about, but cannot be seen,
Can be captured, cannot be held,
No throat, but can be heard.
What am I?
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Mid week Brain Buster.....
I only come once a year
I'm like a clean sheet of paper
And when I start to get old
A new one comes to replace me
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Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Crotch Crabs??????
She told the doctor her problem and he said,
"You have the crabs".
She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.
She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him.
The doctor said,
"You probably have the crabs"
"No" she said, "I am an eighty year old virgin."
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.
She said,
"Doctor can you help me?
I have an itch in my crotch. Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It can not be the crabs."
The doctor said,
Jump on the table and let's have a look."
"After examining, the doctor proclaimed,
"Ma'am, your right, you do not have the crabs.
This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies."
Monday, February 4, 2008
Monday Morn' Brain Waker.....
Will Shortz, a famous puzzlemaster, created this one: For each of the following four words, come up with another English word that uses all THE SAME letters but in a different order. The four words you come up with will rhyme with one another.
- ONSET
- NEWS
- WRONG
- HORNET
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Sunday morning funnies
Fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up:
Fireman
Mechanic
Businessman
Salesman
Doctor
Lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, " My father's an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some math problems and then took little Justin aside
to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
is helping to get Hillary Clinton elected as our next President, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Saturday Super Stumper......
One day, two mothers and two daughters went shopping for shoes. Their shopping spree was successful — each bought a pair of shoes, and all together, they had three pairs. How is this possible?
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